GRANDMA GOT RAN OVER BY A REINDEER

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grandma got ran over by a reindeer
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walkin home from our house christmas eve
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you can say there's no such thing as santa
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but as for me and grandpa we believe
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she'd been drinking too much egg nog
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and we begged her not to go
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but she'd left her medication
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and she staggered out the door into the snow
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when we found her christmas morning
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at the scene of the attack
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she had hoofprints on her forehead
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and incriminatin' clause marks on her back
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grandma got ran over by a reindeer
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walkin home from our house christmas eve
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you can say there's no such thing as santa
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but as for me and grandpa we believe